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Stars of the Past; Fight for the Future Vin Diesel has been the rage of the times today. With his role in "Fast and the Furious" and "xXx" he has made his claim to fame. His already rising popularity has reached new heights, but what about the fallen muscle bound hero's of the past. Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Schwartzinegger once ruled the box offices. Either of these strong armed men would have ripped new scars into Diesel's shinny little scalp using only their pinky fingers. However now that they have aged, and given us years of faithful, storyless, action-packed movies; the young dairy writing girls of the new millenium have turned to Vin Diesel to dream about. Action must be taken against Mr. Diesel and his "too cool" for school attitude. No anti-steriod, tattoed, flabby stomached man is going to erase my naustalgic feelings when watching classic movies such as Demolition Man and The Terminator. So maybe we'll have to tollerate increasingly wrinkled skin and expanding waste lines, but at least we will still have those cellulite free arms with the die-hard accents. Something must sure be done right quick, but what can we do to help in the crusade against Diesel and those future wanna mesure up to our previous movie god hero's status'? Step one, we ban the movies. Don't waste your hard earned Mcdonald's dollar on these cheapo flicks that score ever so low in the box office. Second, we need to return to our old, but effective and efficent means of the death penalty. Lets send these cheap action figure imitations back to the hell they spawned from and lets get it on tape. Show that in the soon to be vacant theaters after the burning of their blasphemous films. Don't be detured friends. For the way is long and the road is hard, but just is the reward. Soon, we will once again have our smash hit action stars back in the theaters where they belong. Arnold, we love you. |